Cap'n Jack

I assume this statement applies during break in and not afterwards?

That’s okay. Once the thief learns he has to become king of France, he’ll put it back.

Hey, I had 5 or 6 accounts with Wells Fargo! Of course I didn't personally open them, but still... Nauga, and his fair use disclaimer

Any computerized product is. Including modern cars. Time to replace my ~10 year old iPad.

Or this:

Acts 2:19: I will show wonders in the heavens above and signs on the earth below, blood and fire and billows of smoke. Sounds like the...

On my way home yesterday from Cabo FL260 over the Utah south desert, got a nice view of the comet. At first, I didn’t know what it was...

Just take it to Texas or Arizona in the summertime on a sunny day and park on the ramp.

I was on a business trip and was trying to check into my hotel. Can’t remember the brand, but it was a big name and was at the upper...

In 25 years of traveling, I know of one case of bed bugs that happened to a team member. The hotel (one of the Sheraton brands at the...

Time for some biting satire. At least he couldn't say it was a lousy flight.

For all we know he may have brought the bug with him from the hotel.