MauleSkinner
Touchdown! Greaser!
Depends on the frame of reference.Is anyone within striking distance?
Depends on the frame of reference.Is anyone within striking distance?
I don't think so. Everyone split.Is anyone within striking distance?
I don't think so. Everyone split.
What? It's not the way you roll?Not everyone. You won’t pin that on me.
We’ve collectively moved on from that…stay in the same lane as the rest of us.That bowling joke was a real turkey.
He’s just out of his league.We’ve collectively moved on from that…stay in the same lane as the rest of us.
I notice that female superheroes apparently don’t need to pee.
"In this dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition, a lawyer becomes embroiled in an absurd argument about the definition of a photocopier."
A device that can copy a document.Although I do appreciate the ridiculousness of this deposition on both sides, I would add that the actual term "photocopier" hasn't been used in any office I've been in for decades. I would generally call it a "copier". "Xerox" is probably overall an effectively obsolete term as well but newer than the generic "photocopier". I can easily see how a younger employee would question what the lawyer meant by "photocopier" if he's never heard that term - "what, it copies photos?". The lawyer could have saved about 7 minutes of his life by just giving other well-known example words to describe it. You know, like "Xerox", "copier", "all-in-one printer", "mimeograph" (hah!), etc.
I'm not so sure anymore, either..."Sir, do you have any women that you work with in your office?"
"I....I....don't know what a woman is."